Job Skills You Dont Want to be Endorsed for on LinkedIn

Job Skills You Dont Want to be Endorsed for on LinkedInJob Skills You Dont Want to be Endorsed for on LinkedInIn the last couple of years, LinkedIn included a new feature that enhanced the profile of its users, allowing connections to endorse one another for the skills we use during ur jobs every day. It allows users to compliment the work of others without writing a full-on recommendation. And who doesnt like to see the graphical interface matching our skills with our endorsers. Its a great boost to the ego. But, what if, instead of endorsing connections for such skills as press releases, copywriting, public speaking, organizational development, social media marketing, we, instead, endorsed each for the skills we have mastered over the years that we would never want our employers to know. People goof off on the job every day. Some people are just better at it than others. Here are 15 skills youll never find on LinkedInWalking around the office with a paper in hand to look hard-at-wo rkRushing to the copier machine to grab non-work related materialsMulti-tasking skills when hiding gchat, Facebook or a Sudoku puzzle before the boss sees itStaring at work on the computer screen while actually sleepingOffering ideas during meetings when not even paying attentionPositioning body by the water cooler to talk to co-workers throughout the dayLooking ahead blindly so as to not notice co-workers as they enter the elevator, train or busUsing the bathroom as a library, conference room and/or social gathering spaceResearch skills for locating the best cat pics, funny memes or celebrity gossip on the webUsing company resources to aid current job searchMission Impossible repelling when snacks are announced in the break roomMagician-like abilities to show up at the cute new co-workers deskHaving more office supplies at home than in the officeStrong ability to recite movie lines or make pop culture references whenever possibleInterpreting of dress code in a way rivaling all othe r employeesDid we miss anything? Feel free to tell us.Follow me on Twitter. Follow Vault on Twitter and Instagram.Read More How to Effectively Use Social Media to Develop Your Brand Wash Your Hands and Other Great Workplace Tips Unemployment Still the Best Thing to Happen to Me